Dear Makers of Chips Ahoy, Why?
Why in Cookiedom did Nabisco ever think Sour Patch cookies would be a hit? My kids have pretty much disowned me because I brought these cookies into this house thinking I did something good. In my mind, I thought they were going to taste like the cereal—which, if you’ve ever had it, is actually better without milk—but baby… this was not that. I love trying new things, I really do, but whatever experiment Nabisco thought they had going on right here? It needs to be studied. These cookies are one step away from being donated to the first child willing to take them—if such a child even exists. Next time, let’s keep it simple. Throw a candy bar in there or something. Now a Three Musketeers Chips Ahoy? That sounds like something I can get behind.